Travel

Fried Grandfather’s Balls in Rome


In 1981, just after my first law exams, I went to Europe for about three months. I used a one-month Euro Rail pass to go backpacking around Europe and apart from 10 other days in the UK, basically spent the rest of the time helping my aunt and her husband at their Chinese restaurant in Amsterdam and travelling around the Netherlands. One country that I did not visit although it was covered by the rail pass was Italy . I was warned that there were a lot of robberies on Italian trains and chickened out. Anyway, I had another opportunity to go to Italy in September 2004 and this time I went. My main purpose there was to attend the International Lifesaving Federation General Assembly, some international rescue congresses and the World Lifesaving Championships. They were held in Viareggio and nearby Livorno, both in Tuscany .

 

As usual, before any travel, I would read up about the destination. This was important if I wanted to make the most use of my time. What I read about Italy was great — Italians are among the world’s best cooks and it is difficult to find a bad meal in Italy . According to the Lonely Planet Italy Guide, ‘to eat and drink in Italy is to be thrust into the heart of Italian life’. In fact, the Slow Food movement started in Italy in 1986. Since then, it has grown into an international movement with apparently half its members from Italy and its headquarters also there (in Bra in Northern Italy ). I also found out that traditional Italian meals last for hours and have eight or nine courses comprising antipasti (appetizer), primo (first course of pasta, risotto or soup), secondo (second or main course), conto’rni (vegetables and salads), formaggi (cheese), dolci (dessert), caffe’ (espresso), frutta (fruit) and digestivo (an after dinner liqueur like grappa). According to one writer, eating is one of Italy ’s three religions, together with soccer and the Catholic Church. It was my kind of destination.

 

Unfortunately, I only had one and a half free days in my 11 days away — one day in between the international rescue congresses and the general assembly and half a day just before flying home. After some discussion with Mr Lye, a fellow delegate from Singapore , we decided that we would spend the day before the general assembly on a day trip to Pisa and the half day before flying home going around Rome . I did think of going to Turin instead of Pisa for the day trip because it was where the famous Turin Shroud was to be found. However, after reading that (like the Mona Lisa that I saw in Paris ) the Turin Shroud is kept behind bullet-proof glass in case anyone wanted to assassinate it, I dropped the idea. (I read about this in a book called Al Dente! written by William Black. According to the back cover of the book, he travelled across Italy to get to the roots of Italian food and ate whatever got in his way, including cheese infested with maggots, pasta with donkey sauce and risotto made with seagull broth.) In addition, I had also read in the Lonely Planet Italy Guide that La Bottega del Gelato, a famous gelato shop and the highly regarded Osteria dei Cavalieri with its one dish ‘but what a dish — lunch-time special’, were both to be found in Pisa.

 

Apart from the Leaning Tower of Pisa, the Colosseum in Rome and the Vatican City , one other place kept appearing in the stuff I read. It was Ristorante Piperno or Piperno’s in short.

 

According to the Lonely Planet Italy Guide, Piperno’s is a top end restaurant that ‘has turned deep frying into an art form’ and ‘the house special is a mixed platter of deep fried fillets of baccala’, stuffed courgette flowers, vegetables and mozzarella cheese.’ It also mentioned that offal eaters would be well satisfied. William Black said Piperno’s was a famous and venerable Jewish restaurant in the ghetto strongly recommended to him and had a menu full of the megastars of Roman Jewish cooking. Furthermore, G Franco Romagnoli in A Thousand Bells at Noon — A Roman Reveals the Secrets and Pleasures of His Native City said that a Roman friend told him that Jewish cooking was what made Piperno’s famous since 1856. Romagnoli, by the way, is a culinary arts professor at Boston University and an accomplished chef and restaurateur himself who apparently at one time had three 4-star restaurants in the Boston area. Over breakfast at our hotel in Viareggio early during our trip, I spoke to Mr Lye and his wife (who joined him on the trip) about having a meal at Piperno’s when we reach Rome in the following week and they were both quite receptive to the idea. So Piperno’s went on the list of places to visit in Italy .

 

We left Viareggio by train the morning after the general assembly ended and arrived in Rome at close to lunch-time and at just about the right time to go to Piperno’s. After checking into our hotel on Via Calabria, we took a taxi to Monte De’Cenci where Piperno’s was located.

 

As we approached Monte De’Cenci, there was a massive traffic jam and the taxi driver told us that he could not turn into the street because it was barricaded and we had to walk the rest of the way. So we paid our fare and got down to walk.

 

Apart from the traffic jam, there was also a huge crowd on the pedestrian walkways around Monte De’Cenci. In fact, all the walkways and streets leading to the area around Piperno’s were blocked by metal barricades manned either by Mafia type characters in black or polizia (Italian policemen). Many locals were streaming out from the other side of the barricades and others were prevented from going through them. It was a little like a scene out of a Godfather movie. We tried to walk pass the barricades towards Monte De’Cenci but were prevented at every point. So determined was I to eat at Piperno’s that we tried numerous different paths to Monte De’Cenci but without any success. I felt a bit bad because Mr and Mrs Lye were both in their sixties and had to walk quite a lot on account of my persistence. However, to their great credit, they did not complain at all and followed me all the way.

 

Eventually, I decided to ask a Mafia type character at one of the barricades when we could pass through. He said ‘Tomollow, tomollow’ and I resigned myself to not eating at Piperno’s. I looked up my Lonely Planet Italy Guide for another recommended eating place nearby and found one about a half a kilometre away and the three of us started to make our way there.

 

After walking a short while, I noticed that one of the barricades was not manned and people were walking pass it. I pointed this out to Mr and Mrs Lye and we decided to try our luck. As we walked through, we noticed that the crowd had become smaller and most of the other barricades were also no longer manned. Either everyone had gone for lunch or the event was over but whatever it was, we were happy that we could now proceed to Piperno’s.

 

When we arrived at the square in front of Piperno’s, we found that it was almost deserted. My heart sank as I thought it was closed because of the Godfather-like event but I went towards the restaurant anyway and peered through a dark glass panel. There were people inside. As I opened the restaurant door, I could hear the sounds of a popular restaurant — cutlery, plates, food trays, glasses, conversation and laughter. And smell the smells of delicious food. Piperno’s was almost full but we were able to get a small table at one corner deep inside the restaurant. It was really a table for two with a chair added to accommodate all three of us but I would have sat on the floor to eat there anyway (and I am not exaggerating here).

A Caucasian lady sitting at the next table (who looked like she enjoyed good food) started to make conversation with us. She asked how we found out about Piperno’s and I told her I read about it in some books. The lady then said that it was a great restaurant and she had actually eaten at Piperno’s when she was in Rome about 30 years ago and had come back again. She recommended the deep fried prawns she just had as being very fresh and tasty and we duly ordered it. We also ordered the highly recommended Filetti Di Baccala’ (salt-cod fillets fried in a special batter), the Frittomisto Vegetariano (stuffed vegetables fried in batter) and the Fiori Dizucca Ripenie Fritti (fried zucchi blossoms). They were all delicious. Somehow fried food always seems to taste good — think tempura, Kentucky Fried Chicken and goreng pisang. In this case, when the frying is done with olive oil, I would like to believe that it might even be considered healthy.

 

And then it was time for dessert. Our waiter asked what we wanted for dessert after bringing the menu around a second time. When I said ‘Le Palle Di Nonno Fritte’ (‘fried grandpa’s balls’ according to the English translation on the menu), he replied ‘Very Goot’. Actually, he need not have bothered bringing the menu a second time because I had already read about this dessert before arriving in Italy and had made up my mind to order it. I had also mentioned it to Mr and Mrs Lye when I told them about Piperno’s and since that breakfast we had all been looking forward to Fried Grandfather’s Balls.

 

We ate the dessert of balls of ricotta cheese embedded with chunky chocolate pieces deep-fried in batter and olive oil with smiles on our faces. It tasted a little like a rich tiramisu deep-fried in batter but was more wonderful. It was the highlight of a trip to a country with great food. For someone who did not normally eat breakfast or drink coffee, I had eaten breakfast everyday I was in Italy and drunk a cup of cappuccino every morning. I also had a gelato or two each day. The books were right — it was difficult to find a bad meal in Italy . Grazie (thank you).

 

Richard Tan Ming Kirk

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